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magicconchshell:

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this is the scariest thing ive ever seen on this website

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paragonpaladin:

rewywewy:

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wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

Here’s a link to a numerated list of all known pokemon (check the Ndex column-the Sdex refreshes each generation).

I’ve been stuck between Growlithe and Arcanine for a long long time.

Plusle :3

Exeggcute :(

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This is how I justify playing thieves in most games I play.

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skysquids:

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lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

i got so much hate for this post, so i feel like doubling down.  what i meant by my comment was that women get treated like we’re missing something if we aren’t in the presence of a man.  if i’m walking around with a guy, everyone leaves me alone - they treat me like, you know, a stranger.  if i’m not with a dude, guys come up and say shit to me - from mildly hitting on me to vile harassment & threats.an example:  twice in the last few weeks i was on a date with this woman and on both occasions dudes tried to hit on one or both of us.  even after i informed them that i was on a date and not interested, both dudes tried to join our date.  its gross.  its not just those two dudes.  this will happen to me again.  it happens literally every day.  it is a pervasive social problem.  this problem is called heterosexuality.

I love reading the Aha! Moment the poster has when realising how perfect a metaphor this is.

skysquids:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

i got so much hate for this post, so i feel like doubling down.  what i meant by my comment was that women get treated like we’re missing something if we aren’t in the presence of a man.  if i’m walking around with a guy, everyone leaves me alone - they treat me like, you know, a stranger.  if i’m not with a dude, guys come up and say shit to me - from mildly hitting on me to vile harassment & threats.

an example:  twice in the last few weeks i was on a date with this woman and on both occasions dudes tried to hit on one or both of us.  even after i informed them that i was on a date and not interested, both dudes tried to join our date.  its gross.  its not just those two dudes.  this will happen to me again.  it happens literally every day.  it is a pervasive social problem.  this problem is called heterosexuality.

I love reading the Aha! Moment the poster has when realising how perfect a metaphor this is.

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carbonscales:

It’s a scientific fact that you either want this guy dead or find him strangely endearing. There is no in-between.

Started as palette #90 but I gave up.

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Kymtastic pointed this out to me. I am the 666th note on a quote from Voltaire about having the devil in you.

Makes me feel a little bad ass.

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ladysithis:

Would have liked to have run tests on the seashells.

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It is a pizza topping or a burger filling?

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megamagicalcookies:

When you remember doing something REALLY embarrassing

megamagicalcookies:

When you remember doing something REALLY embarrassing

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skoodenfroodie:

i still can’t believe handsome jack was quicker to apologize for saying something shitty than jontron was

thank u jack for apologizing for cissexism. you’re still the trash king but. not bad. b+ for effort.

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